Birdies, Brews& BBQ

A King holding court in a giant wooden Adirondack chair

Kings of the Hill is ten dads from the Chestnut neighborhood, one golf league and a grill that never fully cools down.

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Where beer
meets golf

10

Kings. No peasants.

The Kings around a table of wings and fries
The Kings of the Hill stein, with a beer splash for a crown

Greetings, fellow dads, lords of lawns, and wielders of spatulas! We are the Kings of the Chestnut Neighborhood, a brotherhood forged in the fires of backyard grills and seasoned with the finest single malts. Our mission? To defy the mundane and find the elusive bottom of every whiskey bottle. We stand strong against the tyranny of kale salads and the monotony of lawn maintenance. When life throws us curveballs, we swing for the green, but typically land in the farm field on hole 14 at Beech Hollow. Either way, we go for it. So raise your glass, grip your spatula, and join us, fellow monarchs.

Meet the Kings

Find your King

Your pour
Your game
At the grill

Three taps. One King. No refunds.

A King swinging on an elevated tee at sunset

Brocation

Brocation is the annual escape: one van, four days, golf, fish, breweries and an itinerary nobody reads.

Questions about the plan will be met with the group's official answer.

Check the Fucking Spreadsheet

League

Standings and teams
Beech Hollow scorecards
Currie West scorecards
Currie East scorecard
Event calendar
A King putting at a red flag at dusk

You inor out?

Either way, someone is lighting the grill.

Petition
the crown

Good for one round, one cold one and one plate of whatever is on the grill.